Things that happened today
1. My friend Walter woke up in the middle of a dream (about eating a gob-stopper) and realized he was chewing on a dog bone that tasted of leather. Either his dog gave it to him in his sleep or he is now officially a sleepwalker and got it for himself. Either way, weirdo.
2. My female co-worker asked me if I had washed my manhole with peppermint soap today.
3. Nothing really happened today.
